As the woman, pregnant, in labor, clinging to the donkey she rode, was ushered up the walk, the innkeeper came out, waving them away into the snow as he turned an bolted the door behind him.
Nonsense. Sure, it makes a fun story, but it's insane, which should be immediately obvious to anyone who hears it. So dust off your Bibles and follow me as we journey through the REAL story of the amazing birth of Jesus.